Long considered a polarising serve, the Dirty Martini is a beautiful drink when done right. With this advice in your back pocket, it’s simple to stir up a flawless rendition of the cocktail.
The Dirty Martini has long been associated with controversy. Purists turn up their noses at a gin drink that, in their view, is spoiled with lashings of piquant brine. Enthusiasts, on the other hand, adore its savoury, saline attributes.
For our part, we can certainly appreciate a Dirty Martini—though it’s vital to steer clear of the poorly made iterations out there, which are numerous. Read on for our tips on how to make the perfect Dirty Martini: one so good that even the staunchest critics might change their minds after a sip.
The Brine Matters
Olive brine is the Dirty Martini’s main distinguisher, so don’t just use any old liquid from the half-empty olive jar in the back of your fridge. But you needn’t be overly prescriptive, either. As our Head Distiller Jared Brown advises, find the olives that most appeal to you and use the brine from those.
If you aren’t the type of sybarite who has their olive preferences ordered in a numbered list, however, you might take the advice of the late, great Sasha Petraske, who was behind Milk & Honey (and the ensuing speakeasy trend that inspired the bar world throughout the noughties). According to JB, he “swore by Cerignola olives from Italy. The brine is very light, and wonderfully complex.”
Still, the sky’s the limit when making a perfect Dirty Martini: “Try brine from anchovy-stuffed olives for a radical twist. Try the brine from unstuffed and pimento-stuffed olives,” as JB counsels. Don’t be afraid to experiment. And in terms of proportions, a couple of bar-spoons should do the trick—you still want to taste the nuances of your gin, after all.
Other Martini-Mixing Advice Applies
A Dirty Martini still qualifies as a Martini, so you’ll want to treat it with the appropriate care and attention (if not reverence).
Despite what the naysayers might say, the Dirty Martini is still a Martini, which means you’ll want to approach it with due reverence (and brush up on our perfect Martini-making tips while you’re at it).
“With any Martini, the goal is to make the liquid as cold as possible (within reason: put the liquid nitrogen down before someone gets hurt),” says JB. To this end, your olives should be stored in the fridge, and your glasses well chilled before you mix—preferably keep them in the freezer until they’re needed or, if they’re stored in the cupboard, fill them with ice water first-thing.
Additionally, it’s of vital importance to stir, not shake, your Martini—shaking breaks off tiny ice shards which disrupt the texture and overly dilute the drink. Instead, stirring guarantees a velvet mouthfeel and helps control dilution (particularly in light of the brine, which is an added form of dilution—give your Dirty Martini a few stirs shy of what you’d normally do).
Our Garnish Advice
Don’t be afraid to experiment with your garnish.
Olives are the natural garnish choice for a Dirty Martini, but as JB points out, you can do better than just fishing them out of the jar. Instead, he recommends separating the olives from their brine and storing them in a jar of dry vermouth for about a week, which imparts an added complexity (and is a good way of moderating the vermouth proportions in your Martini). You can also garnish with a different variety of olive than the one that corresponds with your brine; an anchovy- or blue cheese-stuffed olive can add a dash of flair.
And just because this is a Dirty Martini, doesn’t mean lemon twists are off the table—in fact, a hit of citric oils adds an enlivening perfume to your serve. Just refrain from affixing the twist to the lip of your glass or—heaven forbid—dropping it in the cocktail. As JB says, “you get the best of the twist by squeezing it onto your Martini and then discarding it.”
Recipe: The Perfect Dirty Martini
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